The F*ck In Your Pocket
Sometimes it’s just hard to not give a f*ck. So why resist? Imagine if you can literally give f*cks from your pocket. Not ordinary f*cks. F*cks with character. The world will never be the same again. No courage to speak to the girl you love? Need a listening ear? Stressed out from work? Consult your f*ck before you decide if you want to give any. Write down your thoughts. The Zombores & gang are here for you. He will be your most loyal partner. She will be your most avid follower. Maybe the guy from outer space can be your new adviser. Now who gives a f*ck?
Personalize with your own message
Everyone has a message, though most would not give a f*ck. Use a non permanent marker to personalize it in your own words. Easily erase and write a new message anytime. We guarantee your new pocket finger will be 100% rooting for you.
Blaze with the ultimate fashion statement
No human can resist checking you out. Not when there’s literally a head popping out of your pocket. Use it to start conversations. Blow everyone off. Your pocket finger will turn you into a star.
Raving Reviews
I wrote “Let’s hang out” on my Dick Veeder. Asked my crush to pull it from my pocket. She was utterly amazed! I got laid…a slap on my face. She threatened to call the police too. Not quite what I expect but still totally worth it. Will do it again.
I got Yappy Mika in my pocket and told mum it’s a replica of her. She pulled it out and it says ‘B*tch’. Now I have a bruised cheek. An act of love. It totally brought my mum and I closer together. Pocket fingers rock!
I brought Richie to the club and people can’t help but ask what’s inside my pocket. I asked them to pull it out every time and it says “Single & Available”. I’m still single and available, but I felt like the most popular guy in the club that day.
My lecturer told me to submit my assignment. I told him to pull Henry Mika from my pocket. It says ‘Nope, not a chance.” Now I’m on my way to becoming the next Bill Gates.
My friends thought Sassy was cute even though it’s literally flipping a finger at them. They say I’m just like her. I’m so flattered.
I told my girlfriend Pearlie looks just like her. I’m going to bring her everywhere I go. She pulls it out one day and it says “Will you marry me?” Now I’m the happiest man alive.
